The Semicolon, Used Properly and Rarely
I once spent a grueling forty-eight hours staring at a manuscript for a client who insisted on using semicolons like they were expensive pieces of jewelry—sprinkled liberally to make the prose look “literary” and sophisticated. It wasn’t. It was just cluttered, exhausting, and, quite frankly, a waste of my hourly rate. Most writing guides treat the semicolon as some mystical, high-brow secret, but in the real world of professional publishing, knowing how the semicolon should be used is less about looking smart and more about structural efficiency. If you’re using them to bridge thoughts that don’t actually belong together, you…